Jeremy Clarkson

He is a total fucking idiot. He is also a cunt.

Idi Amin

Everyone agrees he was a real big fucking idiot - but they have to admit he was pretty cool in Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai. Fucking cool, actually. Ha! His friend drove an ice cream van. But it's seriously fucked up the amount of people he had killed. Fucking idiot.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Obviously he's a fucking idiot but for a little while there people thought he might not be as stupid as it seemed but it turns out he is and he is actually a stupid fucking idiot.

Peter Greenaway

Now, there's a genuine fucking idiot for you. Fuck him. That fucking idiot.

David Lynch

You see some of his stuff and think that he's a real fucking idiot but then you think about Twin Peaks and stuff and it turns out he's ok.

That guy who lives two doors down from me

He's a fucking idiot.

Kim Jong-Il

People find him amusing, and in some ways he is, but outweighing that stuff is the fact that he is a fucking idiot.

Mick Jagger

Everyone wishes he was cool, but it turns out he's a fucking idiot.

Ronan Keating

What a fucking idiot.

Andre Nel

He's a fucking idiot.

Adolf Hitler

That guy was a fucking idiot.

Tom Hanks

What a fucking idiot.

Ann Coulter

What a fucking idiot.